1 00:00:00,087 --> 00:00:02,681 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,233 [ Crow caws ] 3 00:00:05,564 --> 00:00:07,847 Everyone has a date to the prom but me. 4 00:00:07,955 --> 00:00:09,502 I am the only one. 5 00:00:09,612 --> 00:00:11,502 Sue, I'm sure you're not the only one. 6 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,588 - No, I am. It's true. - [ Sighs ] 7 00:00:13,677 --> 00:00:16,651 You know, I heard that Beyonc? never got asked to her prom. 8 00:00:17,387 --> 00:00:18,685 Really? 9 00:00:18,782 --> 00:00:21,073 Frankie: I had no idea if that was true. 10 00:00:21,153 --> 00:00:22,632 I mean, it's certainly possible. 11 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:24,947 You don't come out of the womb lookin' like Beyonc?. 12 00:00:25,064 --> 00:00:26,856 She could've been awkward in high school. 13 00:00:27,085 --> 00:00:28,717 What kind of name is "Beyonc?"? 14 00:00:28,824 --> 00:00:30,904 Is it French or did her parents just make it up? 15 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,381 Oh, I wish I could speak French. 16 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:33,885 God knows when I'd use it. 17 00:00:33,962 --> 00:00:37,144 But still, sometimes it's just nice to be able to do stuff. 18 00:00:37,302 --> 00:00:37,900 [ Speaking indistinctly ] 19 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,220 Oh, my God. Your daughter is pouring out her heart to you. 20 00:00:40,349 --> 00:00:41,600 Listen! Focus! 21 00:00:41,668 --> 00:00:42,788 Pay attention! 22 00:00:42,872 --> 00:00:45,991 That is something I've never told anyone ever. 23 00:00:46,569 --> 00:00:47,970 Uh-oh. She stopped talking. 24 00:00:48,056 --> 00:00:48,891 Say something. 25 00:00:48,978 --> 00:00:50,158 Take a shot. 26 00:00:50,677 --> 00:00:53,467 Honey, I'm sure you will. 27 00:00:53,568 --> 00:00:56,558 [ Gasps ] Oh. Thanks, mom. 28 00:00:57,102 --> 00:00:58,273 God, I'm good. 29 00:00:59,573 --> 00:01:02,307 Axl, did you have Mrs. Danner for sixth-grade English? 30 00:01:02,502 --> 00:01:04,759 [ Grunts ] Grandma arms, slight mustache? 31 00:01:04,924 --> 00:01:06,081 Yeah, I remember her. 32 00:01:06,207 --> 00:01:08,400 Well, she won't let us write a normal book report -- 33 00:01:08,511 --> 00:01:11,601 says we have to be creative and "Think outside the book." 34 00:01:11,702 --> 00:01:12,425 I hate this. 35 00:01:12,521 --> 00:01:13,853 If they want us to think outside the box, 36 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,953 they should tell us exactly how. 37 00:01:16,069 --> 00:01:18,657 Oh, yeah, I remember that project. 38 00:01:18,741 --> 00:01:19,909 I did awesome on that. 39 00:01:19,973 --> 00:01:21,403 So you'll help me with mine? 40 00:01:21,513 --> 00:01:23,883 No, I was just telling you how awesome I am. 41 00:01:23,986 --> 00:01:25,686 Hey, who helped you drop all those classes 42 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,469 so you wouldn't fail out of school? 43 00:01:27,563 --> 00:01:28,862 And who allowed himself to be farted on 44 00:01:28,943 --> 00:01:31,277 for the promise of a prize that never came? 45 00:01:31,444 --> 00:01:33,922 As far as little brothers go, you hit the jackpot. 46 00:01:34,057 --> 00:01:36,843 So, come on, help a brother out. 47 00:01:39,216 --> 00:01:41,023 Sue, I need to talk to you for a minute. 48 00:01:41,742 --> 00:01:43,648 Enjoy your potato. 49 00:01:46,329 --> 00:01:47,448 Oh, no. 50 00:01:47,551 --> 00:01:49,389 Am I over-chiving again? 51 00:01:49,519 --> 00:01:51,000 No, it's not about the chives. 52 00:01:51,085 --> 00:01:52,674 Although, you know with the chives, less is more. 53 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,201 This is non-work related. 54 00:01:54,377 --> 00:01:56,562 I'm gonna take off my assistant-manager hat. 55 00:01:56,709 --> 00:01:57,638 I'm gonna talk to you 56 00:01:57,721 --> 00:01:59,691 as a fellow student of Orson High -- 57 00:01:59,851 --> 00:02:01,189 and a man. 58 00:02:01,943 --> 00:02:07,995 Anyway, I would like you to accompany me to the prom. 59 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:11,366 Really? [ Laughs ] 60 00:02:11,466 --> 00:02:12,741 Yes! I'm going to prom! 61 00:02:12,835 --> 00:02:14,519 [ Chuckles ] Whoo! 62 00:02:14,689 --> 00:02:15,290 [ Laughs ] 63 00:02:15,376 --> 00:02:16,212 Now back to work. 64 00:02:16,293 --> 00:02:17,748 Yes. 65 00:02:18,726 --> 00:02:21,163 Dr. Oz says sitting is the new smoking, 66 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:24,119 so Mike and I decided to haul our butts off the couch 67 00:02:24,205 --> 00:02:25,475 and take a walk. 68 00:02:25,552 --> 00:02:27,530 And while we may no longer be dying from sitting, 69 00:02:27,635 --> 00:02:31,214 dying from boredom was definitely a possibility. 70 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,230 [ Yawns ] 71 00:02:33,763 --> 00:02:36,633 But then something amazing happened -- well, someone. 72 00:02:36,725 --> 00:02:37,518 Well, someones. 73 00:02:37,617 --> 00:02:39,311 I'm saying we ran into other people. 74 00:02:39,449 --> 00:02:42,826 Hey! Vicki from Mrs. Keats' class. 75 00:02:42,911 --> 00:02:44,596 Remember we sat next to each other at back to school night? 76 00:02:44,714 --> 00:02:47,333 Yeah, thanks so much for waking me up when I fell asleep. 77 00:02:47,409 --> 00:02:48,606 [ Laughs ] No problem. 78 00:02:48,698 --> 00:02:49,749 Hey, this is my husband, Mike. 79 00:02:49,824 --> 00:02:51,435 Hi. Nice to meet you. This is my husband, Dale. 80 00:02:51,493 --> 00:02:52,157 Hey, I'm Dale. 81 00:02:52,231 --> 00:02:53,988 [ Indistinct conversation ] 82 00:02:54,421 --> 00:02:55,505 [ Sue and Dale laugh ] 83 00:02:56,046 --> 00:03:00,405 So, we get to my sister's house, and we can't work anything. 84 00:03:00,505 --> 00:03:02,118 18 remotes -- we couldn't turn on the TV. 85 00:03:02,197 --> 00:03:04,310 It was like the whole house was smarter than us. 86 00:03:04,411 --> 00:03:07,538 I swear, at one point, I think I heard the oven laughing at me. 87 00:03:07,614 --> 00:03:08,242 [ Laughs ] 88 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,463 - You work at Orson Quarry? - Yeah. 89 00:03:09,546 --> 00:03:10,430 What's that like? 90 00:03:10,514 --> 00:03:12,862 Oh, well, have you seen "The Flintstones"? [ Laughs ] 91 00:03:12,968 --> 00:03:14,273 It's pretty much like that. 92 00:03:14,349 --> 00:03:15,291 Except at the end of the day, 93 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,030 we don't slide down the tail of a dinosaur. 94 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:17,858 Oh, that's a bummer. 95 00:03:17,993 --> 00:03:19,070 Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 96 00:03:19,139 --> 00:03:19,975 I hate to disappoint you. 97 00:03:20,064 --> 00:03:20,954 [ Chuckles ] 98 00:03:21,176 --> 00:03:22,333 Frankie: Well, this is our stop. 99 00:03:22,415 --> 00:03:23,277 - Oh. - Oh. 100 00:03:23,379 --> 00:03:24,977 - This was great, guys. - Yeah, do it again. 101 00:03:25,073 --> 00:03:26,489 - Okay, okay. - Yeah. 102 00:03:26,584 --> 00:03:27,851 - Great. - Take care. 103 00:03:27,949 --> 00:03:29,212 Bye! 104 00:03:29,727 --> 00:03:31,076 Well, that was pathetic. 105 00:03:31,159 --> 00:03:32,392 What do you mean? I had fun. 106 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:34,747 Yeah, of course you did, Mike. You weren't talking to me. 107 00:03:34,821 --> 00:03:37,917 Hey, you were chattin' it up pretty good with Dale yourself. 108 00:03:38,004 --> 00:03:39,656 It was like a one-woman show back there. 109 00:03:39,754 --> 00:03:43,142 Tell me about it. I was adorable -- witty, clever. 110 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:45,030 I have never felt so alive. 111 00:03:45,130 --> 00:03:46,174 And you? 112 00:03:46,271 --> 00:03:47,960 You're totally bringing it for Vicki. 113 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:48,589 Eh. 114 00:03:48,681 --> 00:03:50,611 Yeah, you were talkative, you were smiling. 115 00:03:50,696 --> 00:03:51,556 Don't you get it? 116 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:54,345 That walk proves that we can be fun and charming. 117 00:03:54,513 --> 00:03:56,388 But we shouldn't just bring it for other people. 118 00:03:56,499 --> 00:03:58,243 We should bring it for each other. 119 00:03:58,376 --> 00:03:59,072 Let's try it. 120 00:03:59,161 --> 00:04:00,824 Let's be interesting for each other. 121 00:04:01,182 --> 00:04:01,833 Now? 122 00:04:01,925 --> 00:04:04,305 No, I'm tired now, but we'll hit it hard tomorrow. 123 00:04:07,258 --> 00:04:08,847 I still don't get what we're doing. 124 00:04:08,935 --> 00:04:10,578 Trust me. It's gonna be awesome. 125 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,077 You start with the first book you ever read, 126 00:04:12,192 --> 00:04:14,614 then go all the way to the last book you've read. 127 00:04:14,705 --> 00:04:16,905 It's your whole life's journey in books. 128 00:04:16,998 --> 00:04:19,647 Then we knock them down like dominos, video it, 129 00:04:19,762 --> 00:04:22,201 you show it in class -- "Boom!" -- they go nuts. 130 00:04:22,299 --> 00:04:23,236 Guaranteed A. 131 00:04:23,325 --> 00:04:24,013 But that doesn't have 132 00:04:24,115 --> 00:04:26,030 anything to do with "The Old Man And The Sea." 133 00:04:26,103 --> 00:04:28,084 See? That's your problem, Brick. 134 00:04:28,195 --> 00:04:29,784 You are a rigid thinker. 135 00:04:29,929 --> 00:04:31,761 That's why I'm gonna end up ruling the world. 136 00:04:31,865 --> 00:04:34,999 All the big-time rich guys -- Steve Jobs... 137 00:04:36,273 --> 00:04:37,178 other guys -- 138 00:04:37,295 --> 00:04:40,200 they're all creative thinkers, risk-takers. 139 00:04:40,285 --> 00:04:42,105 I don't know about this, Axl. 140 00:04:42,185 --> 00:04:43,595 Wha-- look, that's fine. 141 00:04:43,695 --> 00:04:44,423 Go ahead. 142 00:04:44,507 --> 00:04:45,610 Dress like one of the characters in the book 143 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:47,838 and do a lame presentation like a million other kids. 144 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,032 What do you want, Brick? 145 00:04:50,142 --> 00:04:51,478 Do you want to go the safe route, 146 00:04:51,598 --> 00:04:54,028 or do you want to be an innovator, 147 00:04:54,133 --> 00:04:57,720 a trailblazer, a rule breaker?! 148 00:04:58,175 --> 00:04:59,180 I do. 149 00:04:59,263 --> 00:05:01,723 Then give me "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish" 150 00:05:01,811 --> 00:05:03,210 and let's change the world! 151 00:05:03,802 --> 00:05:04,893 Yeah! 152 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:08,425 Surprise! 153 00:05:08,506 --> 00:05:09,794 I'm here to take you to prom! 154 00:05:09,989 --> 00:05:10,929 What? 155 00:05:11,014 --> 00:05:12,363 Yeah, my mom was talking to your mom, 156 00:05:12,465 --> 00:05:14,302 and she was saying how no one had asked you to prom yet 157 00:05:14,399 --> 00:05:15,987 and how crazy that was. 158 00:05:16,123 --> 00:05:17,938 So my mom said, "It might be nice if you'd take her," 159 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:19,775 and I said, "Are you kidding me? 160 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:23,073 I'd do anything for Susie Q!" You're like family. 161 00:05:23,169 --> 00:05:25,227 Oh! Wow, Sean. 162 00:05:25,316 --> 00:05:27,593 That is so incredibly nice! 163 00:05:27,741 --> 00:05:29,743 Actually, the funny thing is -- 164 00:05:29,819 --> 00:05:31,549 Yeah, my car broke down twice 165 00:05:31,645 --> 00:05:33,129 on the way down here from Notre Dame, 166 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:33,957 but I got it fixed. 167 00:05:34,045 --> 00:05:36,033 And I had to ask a professor to move a big test, 168 00:05:36,138 --> 00:05:37,400 and I'm missing my fraternity photo, 169 00:05:37,481 --> 00:05:39,442 but I said, "I don't care. [ Chuckles ] 170 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,711 I'm takin' Sue to her prom." So, here I am. 171 00:05:42,813 --> 00:05:43,928 [ Chuckles ] [ Ding! ] 172 00:05:44,013 --> 00:05:44,984 Well, great! 173 00:05:45,103 --> 00:05:46,294 - Yay! - Yeah! 174 00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:47,807 Fun! 175 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 176 00:05:54,161 --> 00:05:57,279 Frankie: So, Sue had gone from no dates to the prom to two dates -- 177 00:05:57,375 --> 00:06:00,077 a problem she never in her life could have anticipated. 178 00:06:00,195 --> 00:06:01,961 But since Sean had gone to all that effort, 179 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:03,752 Sue knew she had to do the right thing 180 00:06:03,869 --> 00:06:05,539 and kick Edwin to the curb. 181 00:06:05,652 --> 00:06:07,204 Okay, what color are you wearing? 182 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:11,243 Uh, green and burnt tangerine. 183 00:06:11,366 --> 00:06:12,562 No, silly, for the prom. 184 00:06:12,668 --> 00:06:13,995 'Cause I want to get a matching cummerbund. 185 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:14,712 Uh -- 186 00:06:14,789 --> 00:06:16,118 Oh, and I'm gonna wear my dress shoes, 187 00:06:16,217 --> 00:06:18,747 but can I put my jazz shoes in your purse for dancing later? 188 00:06:18,918 --> 00:06:20,527 Brad, what are you talking about? 189 00:06:20,606 --> 00:06:22,735 Prom. We always said that if neither of us had a date, 190 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:23,847 we'd be each other's date. 191 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:26,205 I'm so glad I have you. Otherwise, I'd be devastated. 192 00:06:26,327 --> 00:06:27,495 So, we're going together, right? 193 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:31,024 You bet! [ Ding! ] 194 00:06:31,101 --> 00:06:32,115 [ Both laugh ] 195 00:06:33,312 --> 00:06:34,186 Hey, did I tell you we got 196 00:06:34,285 --> 00:06:36,980 those new rotary saliva ejectors at work? 197 00:06:37,205 --> 00:06:38,174 Hm. 198 00:06:38,891 --> 00:06:41,088 Still gettin' spit on a lot, though. 199 00:06:42,553 --> 00:06:43,572 [ Sighs ] 200 00:06:44,954 --> 00:06:46,696 Got to get working on those taxes. 201 00:06:46,986 --> 00:06:48,054 Yep. 202 00:06:48,215 --> 00:06:50,424 Comes faster every year. 203 00:06:50,703 --> 00:06:51,866 It does. 204 00:06:57,225 --> 00:06:58,549 Mike: They're not here, Frankie. 205 00:06:59,889 --> 00:07:00,713 [ Sighs ] 206 00:07:04,377 --> 00:07:06,207 I'm so confused. 207 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:08,394 I mean, Brad is an amazing friend 208 00:07:08,498 --> 00:07:11,314 and he has always been there for me, and he'll do my makeup. 209 00:07:11,450 --> 00:07:13,883 But Sean drove all the way down from Notre Dame 210 00:07:13,988 --> 00:07:15,457 just to take me. 211 00:07:15,596 --> 00:07:16,974 What do you think I should do? 212 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:21,237 Oh. Ha ha. Very funny, Axl. 213 00:07:21,344 --> 00:07:23,438 You know, this is a very serious issue 214 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:25,040 and a lot of people's feelings are at stake 215 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:26,894 and you are not being very supportive! 216 00:07:27,484 --> 00:07:28,239 Sue: Aah! 217 00:07:31,113 --> 00:07:32,696 You. Me. Prom. 218 00:07:32,781 --> 00:07:34,780 Pick me up at 7:00. Show some leg. 219 00:07:34,861 --> 00:07:36,331 Are you -- What -- 220 00:07:36,427 --> 00:07:37,583 No, no, no, but I-I-- 221 00:07:37,887 --> 00:07:38,523 [ Gasps ] 222 00:07:38,631 --> 00:07:39,771 Ha. 223 00:07:40,411 --> 00:07:41,458 [ Ding! ] 224 00:07:42,247 --> 00:07:43,657 Yeah. Right. 225 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:48,595 [ Sighs ] 226 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:52,632 You know what? 227 00:07:52,719 --> 00:07:53,540 Maybe we've just said 228 00:07:53,631 --> 00:07:55,239 everything we've had to say to each other. 229 00:07:55,324 --> 00:07:57,344 You wanted to bring it, I wanted to bring it. 230 00:07:57,479 --> 00:07:59,420 Maybe there's just nothing to bring. 231 00:07:59,719 --> 00:08:01,292 This is why we should never leave the couch. 232 00:08:01,384 --> 00:08:02,729 Let the cable company bring it. 233 00:08:02,831 --> 00:08:03,937 Yeah, that's fine for now. 234 00:08:04,064 --> 00:08:06,265 But when the kids leave, it's just gonna be you and me, 235 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:07,642 and we're not gonna have anything to talk about. 236 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:10,365 Then we're just gonna be two old people staring at each other. 237 00:08:10,444 --> 00:08:11,386 We won't be alone. 238 00:08:11,473 --> 00:08:13,337 Brick will be here, jumbling up our meds. 239 00:08:13,419 --> 00:08:15,128 I'm just saying, if we want to have any prayer 240 00:08:15,219 --> 00:08:15,967 of an interesting life, 241 00:08:16,065 --> 00:08:18,385 we're gonna have to bring other people into it. 242 00:08:18,652 --> 00:08:20,123 [ Sighs ] You know what we should do? 243 00:08:20,202 --> 00:08:21,428 I know it's not your favorite thing, 244 00:08:21,516 --> 00:08:22,880 but I think we should have a dinner party. 245 00:08:22,957 --> 00:08:24,462 - [ Groans ] - You know, we used to have 246 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:26,220 those Memorial Day barbecues every year. 247 00:08:26,304 --> 00:08:28,767 We put the keg on the porch. Remember? 248 00:08:28,898 --> 00:08:31,032 I mean, we used to be fun, social people, Mike. 249 00:08:31,106 --> 00:08:32,704 I've seen the pictures. 250 00:08:32,881 --> 00:08:33,733 Hmm. 251 00:08:34,115 --> 00:08:35,508 I am pretty bored of talking to you. 252 00:08:35,588 --> 00:08:38,548 Exactly, and I'm totally sick of talking to you. 253 00:08:39,509 --> 00:08:41,306 Sure. What the hell? 254 00:08:41,399 --> 00:08:42,381 Let's do it. 255 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:45,722 I love books. 256 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:47,206 Do you remember "Pat The Bunny"? 257 00:08:47,379 --> 00:08:48,654 You could feel the bunny. 258 00:08:49,066 --> 00:08:49,830 Oh. 259 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:51,398 Hey, Darrin. 260 00:08:51,642 --> 00:08:52,624 Hey, Sue. 261 00:08:52,712 --> 00:08:54,404 - No-no-no-no-no! Bup-bup-bup! - No, wait! 262 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:55,756 No!! 263 00:08:56,005 --> 00:08:57,018 Oops. 264 00:08:57,698 --> 00:08:58,703 Sorry. 265 00:09:07,018 --> 00:09:08,118 Hey, again. 266 00:09:08,222 --> 00:09:09,443 Oh, hey. 267 00:09:09,587 --> 00:09:12,240 So, this is where the Heck laundry goes down, huh? 268 00:09:12,355 --> 00:09:15,286 Yep, this is where the magic happens. 269 00:09:15,374 --> 00:09:16,184 I've seen the clean clothes, 270 00:09:16,271 --> 00:09:17,782 but you never get to see behind the scenes. 271 00:09:17,877 --> 00:09:20,509 [ Laughs ] Very few have had the privilege. 272 00:09:20,676 --> 00:09:21,723 [ Chuckles ] 273 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:22,785 [ Clears throat ] 274 00:09:22,939 --> 00:09:24,560 So, listen, I was thinking, 275 00:09:25,007 --> 00:09:26,939 you know, sometimes people don't always 276 00:09:27,022 --> 00:09:28,864 have dates to the prom. 277 00:09:28,946 --> 00:09:29,779 [ Chuckles ] 278 00:09:29,882 --> 00:09:31,556 And I don't know if you do or you don't, 279 00:09:32,094 --> 00:09:34,521 but if you don't and you want to go, I'm around, 280 00:09:34,598 --> 00:09:36,283 so I could take you if you want. 281 00:09:37,030 --> 00:09:39,160 Are you kidding me right now?! 282 00:09:39,303 --> 00:09:41,471 No, uh, but if you don't want to -- 283 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:42,411 No. No, no, no, no, no. 284 00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:43,236 I do, I do, I do. 285 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,467 I definitely, definitely do. 286 00:09:45,754 --> 00:09:48,000 I just have to check on a few things. 287 00:09:48,403 --> 00:09:50,646 But, yes. Yes, my answer is yes. 288 00:09:51,203 --> 00:09:52,536 [ Ding! ] 289 00:09:56,791 --> 00:09:57,673 [ Sighs ] 290 00:09:58,588 --> 00:09:59,739 [ Sighs deeply ] 291 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:04,116 Hey! Sue! 292 00:10:04,239 --> 00:10:05,597 Excited for next Saturday? 293 00:10:05,677 --> 00:10:07,399 I was just getting ready to pick up your corsage. 294 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,664 Hope you like gardenias. 295 00:10:08,752 --> 00:10:10,444 Actually, Sean, about that... 296 00:10:11,114 --> 00:10:13,406 I really appreciate you asking me. 297 00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:17,082 Like, you have no idea how much that means to me. 298 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,791 And I think it would be really fun to go together, 299 00:10:20,218 --> 00:10:25,149 but somehow, I ended up with four other dates to prom. 300 00:10:25,265 --> 00:10:29,288 So, unfortunately, I won't be able to go with you. 301 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:31,876 Oh. Wow. 302 00:10:31,984 --> 00:10:34,772 But it's not like I had four other dates when you asked me. 303 00:10:34,898 --> 00:10:35,901 I had one. 304 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,394 But of all the people that I'm not going with, 305 00:10:38,501 --> 00:10:40,302 you are really my favorite. 306 00:10:40,395 --> 00:10:42,913 Okay! Yeah, no problem. That's cool. 307 00:10:42,998 --> 00:10:43,777 I'll -- I'll just -- 308 00:10:43,849 --> 00:10:45,186 I guess I'll just head on back up to school. 309 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,192 It's a six-hour drive, 310 00:10:46,273 --> 00:10:48,123 so I won't get back in time for the fraternity photo. 311 00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:50,373 But, hey, there's always next year. 312 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:51,441 [ Chuckles ] 313 00:10:51,715 --> 00:10:54,994 Thank you so much for understanding, Sean. 314 00:10:55,278 --> 00:10:58,270 I am so, so sorry. 315 00:10:58,356 --> 00:11:00,165 Hey! No problem. 316 00:11:00,254 --> 00:11:01,264 [ Ding! ] 317 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,154 What?! Sue, you can't do this! 318 00:11:07,302 --> 00:11:09,484 You know I would never, but it's Darrin. 319 00:11:09,574 --> 00:11:10,901 You know how I feel about Darrin. 320 00:11:11,013 --> 00:11:12,059 Sue, you promised. 321 00:11:12,158 --> 00:11:13,474 Love affairs with thick-necked, 322 00:11:13,555 --> 00:11:14,685 handsome blond men will come and go, 323 00:11:14,754 --> 00:11:16,066 but best friendships are forever. 324 00:11:16,146 --> 00:11:19,512 I know, and I wouldn't cancel if it was anybody else. 325 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,053 Well, if your girlfriend from Canada 326 00:11:21,156 --> 00:11:24,450 would suddenly be able to go -- Arena or Ariel -- 327 00:11:24,543 --> 00:11:25,881 It's Arena. It's definitely Arena. 328 00:11:25,974 --> 00:11:26,924 That's a real name. 329 00:11:27,032 --> 00:11:28,598 Well, if she was suddenly able to go, 330 00:11:28,693 --> 00:11:31,182 you know I would be okay letting you go with her 331 00:11:31,293 --> 00:11:32,751 because that is what is so great 332 00:11:32,847 --> 00:11:33,766 about our friendship -- 333 00:11:33,906 --> 00:11:36,356 we always want the best for each other. 334 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,996 [ Groans ] All right, fine. 335 00:11:39,076 --> 00:11:40,723 - Go with Darrin. - Yes! 336 00:11:40,832 --> 00:11:41,694 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 337 00:11:41,782 --> 00:11:42,841 [ Ding! ] 338 00:11:44,215 --> 00:11:48,542 Hey, lady, my brother said he can't take you to prom. 339 00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:49,806 He's in juvie. 340 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,619 What? Why? What'd he do? 341 00:11:51,776 --> 00:11:53,824 None of your damn business! 342 00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,806 [ Ding! ] 343 00:12:01,527 --> 00:12:02,692 Hey, Edwin. 344 00:12:02,897 --> 00:12:05,330 So, listen, about prom -- 345 00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:07,593 Oh, I know all about it. 346 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,353 You didn't think I'd hear about you and Brad, 347 00:12:09,484 --> 00:12:11,559 the great hot-dog adventure guy? 348 00:12:11,712 --> 00:12:13,320 Uh, what? 349 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,343 Yeah, it's all over the food court. 350 00:12:15,462 --> 00:12:18,076 He's counter, I'm management. 351 00:12:18,187 --> 00:12:20,028 You had a good thing, and you blew it. 352 00:12:20,119 --> 00:12:22,473 You don't think I could've taken Kathy at Orange Julius? 353 00:12:22,566 --> 00:12:25,960 As soon as her lap-band kicks in, she's gonna be gorgeous. 354 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:27,415 Oh, I was gonna tell you 355 00:12:27,503 --> 00:12:28,965 what the featured potato is for next month, 356 00:12:29,084 --> 00:12:31,141 but now you'll just have to find out with everyone else. 357 00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:32,408 Ohh. 358 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,633 Yeah! [ Ding! ] 359 00:12:39,514 --> 00:12:41,301 Hey, I didn't know you were in town. 360 00:12:41,381 --> 00:12:44,199 Yeah, I was doing a favor for my mom taking Sue to prom. 361 00:12:44,289 --> 00:12:45,200 I was happy to do it, 362 00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:47,710 but it turns out she's got like four other dates. 363 00:12:47,814 --> 00:12:49,096 Wait. Are you sure? 'Cause -- 364 00:12:49,211 --> 00:12:50,964 Yeah, that's what she said -- 365 00:12:51,121 --> 00:12:52,610 four guys. 366 00:12:53,029 --> 00:12:55,457 But I'm fine. It's -- it's fine. I'm fine. 367 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:58,784 I'll just smile through it just -- just like I smile through everything. 368 00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:02,910 [ Cellphone rings ] 369 00:13:04,883 --> 00:13:06,530 [ Beep ] Hey, Sue, it's Darrin. 370 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,110 I wanted to talk to you about prom. 371 00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:10,617 When I asked you, I didn't realize you had so many dates. 372 00:13:10,777 --> 00:13:11,768 I was just trying to be nice, 373 00:13:11,906 --> 00:13:12,982 but you can take me off the list 374 00:13:13,062 --> 00:13:14,885 because, clearly, you've got a lot going on. 375 00:13:14,992 --> 00:13:17,366 And the truth is, I didn't really want to go anyway. 376 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,450 I mean, I don't care about prom. 377 00:13:19,651 --> 00:13:20,680 I've been before. 378 00:13:20,795 --> 00:13:22,411 Like I said, I was just being nice. 379 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,788 This is Darrin. 380 00:13:24,902 --> 00:13:26,178 [ Ding! ] 381 00:13:26,409 --> 00:13:27,590 [ Cries ] 382 00:13:29,561 --> 00:13:30,371 [ Groans ] 383 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:31,950 [ Whimpers ] 384 00:13:38,188 --> 00:13:40,042 So, who's the unlucky guy 385 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,802 you decided to go to prom with? 386 00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:43,408 Actually, nobody. 387 00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:45,446 I am taking myself to prom. 388 00:13:45,682 --> 00:13:48,249 Just like Molly Ringwald in "Pretty In Pink." 389 00:13:48,991 --> 00:13:52,063 It's a very important movie from the '80s about self-acceptance. 390 00:13:52,604 --> 00:13:54,379 Wait, I thought you were going with Darrin. 391 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:57,901 I was, but then I guess he decided 392 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,509 he didn't want to go to prom after all. 393 00:14:00,761 --> 00:14:02,203 Oh, well. 394 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:03,709 I'm off to prom. 395 00:14:04,022 --> 00:14:05,049 Will you take my picture? 396 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,749 [ Camera phone clicks ] 397 00:14:16,204 --> 00:14:17,276 Thanks. 398 00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:24,475 I know I'm only 12, but that was the saddest thing 399 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,376 I've ever seen in my entire life. 400 00:14:26,475 --> 00:14:28,003 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 401 00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:30,956 Ooph. Bl-bl! 402 00:14:31,056 --> 00:14:32,907 Dah, all right, agh! [ Inhales sharply ] 403 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,619 We got to get this done before mom's dumb dinner party. 404 00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:35,704 - Mm. - You ready? 405 00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:38,075 - I'm ready. - Let's do this! 406 00:14:39,162 --> 00:14:40,052 [ Grunts ] 407 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,314 [ Exhales deeply ] Okay. 408 00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:43,991 [ Brick chuckles ] 409 00:14:44,376 --> 00:14:45,395 Yes! 410 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,175 [ Laughs ] 411 00:14:47,325 --> 00:14:48,560 Yes! Yes! 412 00:14:48,663 --> 00:14:49,977 Ah! [ Laughs ] 413 00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:52,155 Brilliant! Oh, I'm a genius! 414 00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:54,553 [ Laughs ] 415 00:14:54,636 --> 00:14:55,525 Yes! 416 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,105 Yes! [ Laughs ] 417 00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:58,522 Oh, my God! 418 00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:01,156 Yes! Yes! 419 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,148 [ Laughs ] 420 00:15:02,273 --> 00:15:03,503 Oh! Oh-oh-oh! 421 00:15:03,618 --> 00:15:04,752 Oh, my God! I'm a genius! 422 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,966 "He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff." 423 00:15:10,148 --> 00:15:11,951 You hooked? 424 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,471 Axl: And cut! 425 00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:15,201 [ Cellphone beeps ] Oh, yes, we did it! 426 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:16,057 Yes! 427 00:15:16,136 --> 00:15:18,192 - Whoo! - Oh, thank you! 428 00:15:18,474 --> 00:15:20,098 Frankie: You know, I've never been there. I hear it's nice. 429 00:15:20,192 --> 00:15:21,848 Oh, no, I hate Santa Fe. 430 00:15:21,982 --> 00:15:23,237 - What? - Yeah, all that adobe. 431 00:15:23,347 --> 00:15:25,093 You know, it's, like, a whole city made of mud. 432 00:15:25,181 --> 00:15:28,090 Oh, don't listen to him. He doesn't hate Santa Fe. 433 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,522 How do you hate a whole city? 434 00:15:29,641 --> 00:15:30,520 Well... 435 00:15:30,657 --> 00:15:33,024 True story -- I suggested to Bill 436 00:15:33,121 --> 00:15:34,660 that we vacation in new Mexico once, 437 00:15:34,755 --> 00:15:37,318 and he said no 'cause he didn't want to leave the country. 438 00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:39,349 [ Laughter ] 439 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,008 Hey, you -- you want a smart guy or you a sexy guy? 440 00:15:42,087 --> 00:15:43,981 'Cause, uh, I might be able to introduce you to somebody. 441 00:15:44,061 --> 00:15:45,626 [ Laughter ] 442 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:49,000 - Oh, Frankie, everything looks delicious! - Yes. 443 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,713 - Thank you. - Mangia! Mangia! 444 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,957 We went to Italy last summer, 445 00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:53,428 and the only two things he learned to say 446 00:15:53,508 --> 00:15:55,685 were "Let's eat" and "We can't afford that." 447 00:15:55,769 --> 00:15:56,849 [ Laughter ] 448 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,401 We went to Italy last summer, too! 449 00:15:58,475 --> 00:15:59,033 Really? 450 00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:01,757 - Yeah, we went on a cruise for our anniversary. - We did. 451 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:02,835 Oh, yeah? Where'd you guys go? 452 00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,830 Oh, well, we went to the whole Tuscany thing. 453 00:16:04,919 --> 00:16:06,366 Oh, where? 454 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,813 [ Indistinct conversations ] 455 00:16:11,915 --> 00:16:14,011 - What does? - Like tongue-twisters. 456 00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:15,980 And sometimes you can get into these mud -- 457 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:16,813 it's like a mud bath. 458 00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:19,432 It's like a -- it's like mask for your whole body. 459 00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:21,681 So, what did you do today? 460 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:26,859 hey, you 461 00:16:26,972 --> 00:16:30,163 shine like a star, 'cause you know that you are 462 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,415 Hey, Sue. 463 00:16:31,506 --> 00:16:32,506 Are you here alone? 464 00:16:32,798 --> 00:16:33,986 Yeah. 465 00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:35,178 Me, too. 466 00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:39,956 Yep, it wouldn't be prom if some poor Heck 467 00:16:40,046 --> 00:16:42,643 didn't end up going with Weird Ashley. 468 00:16:49,073 --> 00:16:52,372 Okay, I downloaded the video onto the laptop. 469 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:53,827 Are you ready for greatness?! 470 00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:55,453 - Lay it on me. - All right! 471 00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:57,687 Let's do this! 472 00:16:57,881 --> 00:16:58,641 [ Chuckles ] 473 00:16:58,743 --> 00:16:59,789 Oh, there it goes! 474 00:16:59,881 --> 00:17:00,872 Oh, my God. It's working! 475 00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:02,929 Oh, my God! I'm a genius! 476 00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:04,041 [ Laughs ] 477 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,973 Brick, oh! You're so lucky you got me for a brother! 478 00:17:07,071 --> 00:17:10,310 Brick: "He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff." 479 00:17:10,391 --> 00:17:11,172 You hooked? 480 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:13,723 And cut! [ Beep ] 481 00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:18,147 Aah, grades don't really matter till high school anyway. 482 00:17:18,297 --> 00:17:19,216 [ Chuckles ] 483 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,213 What are you doing? 484 00:17:24,466 --> 00:17:25,550 Nothing. Just getting some coffee. 485 00:17:25,632 --> 00:17:26,726 What are you doing in here? 486 00:17:26,856 --> 00:17:29,032 I don't know. Came to see what you were doing. 487 00:17:29,204 --> 00:17:32,084 Hmm. Well, I suppose one of us should be in there. 488 00:17:32,162 --> 00:17:33,881 Why? We're just talking to each other. 489 00:17:33,964 --> 00:17:34,769 I think we've established 490 00:17:34,859 --> 00:17:36,292 we don't have anything to say to each other. 491 00:17:36,415 --> 00:17:38,494 Besides, they won't even know we're gone. 492 00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:39,867 [ Laughter in distance ] 493 00:17:41,243 --> 00:17:45,099 Well, should we go back there and try to get in the mix? 494 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,433 Seems like a lot of work. 495 00:17:47,515 --> 00:17:48,513 Let's just take our foot off the pedal 496 00:17:48,602 --> 00:17:50,946 - and coast to the grave. - [ Sighs ] 497 00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:53,478 Woman: - Impossible! - Do you hear that? 498 00:17:53,558 --> 00:17:54,546 Why did you say that you hated Santa Fe? 499 00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:56,211 How do you know those people are not from Santa Fe?! 500 00:17:56,301 --> 00:17:57,721 So what if they are? Okay? 501 00:17:57,799 --> 00:17:59,698 Why are you always so worried about what people think? 502 00:17:59,771 --> 00:18:02,301 You say something and you don't think and then you embarrass everyone! 503 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,945 Oh, yeah, you're worried about being embarrassed. 504 00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:05,935 Do you realize how loud your laugh is? 505 00:18:06,058 --> 00:18:08,434 You can't even hear other people 'cause your laugh is so loud. 506 00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:10,555 - Oh, great, so now you're gonna tell me how to laugh? - Yeah. 507 00:18:10,644 --> 00:18:11,731 I don't tell you how to eat -- 508 00:18:11,828 --> 00:18:13,839 the way your teeth click together when you chew! 509 00:18:13,923 --> 00:18:16,853 Sometimes, all it takes to feel better about yourselves 510 00:18:16,937 --> 00:18:19,106 is seeing somebody who's got it worse. 511 00:18:19,509 --> 00:18:22,177 Maybe behind closed doors, nobody's really bringing it. 512 00:18:22,909 --> 00:18:25,892 And as a bonus, it gave us plenty to talk about. 513 00:18:26,568 --> 00:18:28,398 Can you believe he talked to her like that? 514 00:18:28,502 --> 00:18:30,141 - Ohh. - I had no idea. 515 00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,817 You look at their house, and it's all perfect, 516 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,288 but you don't know. 517 00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:36,115 You never know. 518 00:18:36,257 --> 00:18:38,935 I mean, it makes sense 'cause you know how controlling she is, 519 00:18:39,021 --> 00:18:40,712 so of course she is with him. 520 00:18:40,805 --> 00:18:42,247 And he's out of town all the time. 521 00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:46,146 - You got to wonder. - You really do. [ Exhales deeply ] 522 00:18:46,235 --> 00:18:47,929 Did you hear what she said to him when they were leaving? 523 00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:49,772 [ Gasps ] Don't tell me yet. Save it. 524 00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:51,686 We'll take a walk tomorrow. You can tell me about it then. 525 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,548 [ Knock on door ] Hey, am I too late for the big book tipping? 526 00:18:56,643 --> 00:18:57,692 - Did I miss it? - [ Sighs ] 527 00:18:57,778 --> 00:18:58,926 Yeah, you missed it. 528 00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:00,352 Whatever, Darrin. 529 00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:02,312 Hey. What's with you? 530 00:19:02,529 --> 00:19:03,545 What's with me? 531 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:05,034 I don't want to see your stupid face right now. 532 00:19:05,113 --> 00:19:06,317 That's what's with me. 533 00:19:06,423 --> 00:19:08,858 That's not very nice to say that about somebody's face. 534 00:19:08,954 --> 00:19:10,159 What did my face ever do to you? 535 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,135 You told my sister you were gonna take her to prom, 536 00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:14,846 and then, like, you just cancel on her last minute? 537 00:19:14,992 --> 00:19:16,575 What are you talking about? 538 00:19:16,659 --> 00:19:18,048 She has like a million dates. 539 00:19:18,128 --> 00:19:19,409 No, she doesn't, Darrin. 540 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,928 She went to prom alone, and she wanted to go with you, 541 00:19:22,019 --> 00:19:23,899 so nice goin'. [ Clicks tongue ] 542 00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:26,073 She doesn't even like me. 543 00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:27,874 Oh, my God. Are you an idiot? 544 00:19:28,142 --> 00:19:30,704 Do you not see how she gets those weird, googly eyes 545 00:19:30,811 --> 00:19:32,867 whenever you come over and grins like an idiot? 546 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:35,028 It's completely disgusting and makes me want to vomit. 547 00:19:35,111 --> 00:19:37,918 But for whatever reason, she still really likes you, 548 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,992 and you really hurt her, and that's not cool. 549 00:19:40,092 --> 00:19:41,377 You do not hurt my sister. 550 00:19:42,827 --> 00:19:44,046 I had no idea. 551 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,072 Deejay: And here's another slow song, 552 00:19:57,165 --> 00:19:59,765 so hold on tight to the one you love. 553 00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:01,888 [ Bora York's "Dreaming Free" plays ] 554 00:20:02,183 --> 00:20:03,456 You know what, Ashley? 555 00:20:03,575 --> 00:20:05,069 Uh, I'm kind of tired, 556 00:20:05,155 --> 00:20:07,867 and I'm really not having that much fun. 557 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:10,062 It's not you. It's me. 558 00:20:10,282 --> 00:20:12,267 I think I'm just gonna head home. 559 00:20:12,429 --> 00:20:14,993 tears your autumn clothes apart 560 00:20:15,077 --> 00:20:16,162 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 561 00:20:20,289 --> 00:20:22,996 I'll take you by the hand 562 00:20:23,075 --> 00:20:27,180 we'll flee the world that left you sad 563 00:20:28,299 --> 00:20:32,565 I won't forget your broken heart 564 00:20:35,426 --> 00:20:36,688 Sue! 565 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,196 Darrin? 566 00:20:39,631 --> 00:20:42,053 I'm dreaming free 567 00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:43,895 I'm dreaming free 568 00:20:43,971 --> 00:20:45,055 Hi. 569 00:20:45,247 --> 00:20:46,564 What are you doing here? 570 00:20:46,701 --> 00:20:48,497 I came to take you to prom. 571 00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:50,941 But I -- I got your message. 572 00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:52,912 I thought you didn't care about prom. 573 00:20:52,994 --> 00:20:54,829 I don't. I only care about you. 574 00:20:54,994 --> 00:20:56,164 [ The Chevin's "Beautiful World" plays ] 575 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,680 I know it didn't work out last time 576 00:20:57,770 --> 00:20:58,700 and you told me to forget you, 577 00:20:58,781 --> 00:21:00,459 but the thing is, Sue, I can't. 578 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,904 I think about you all the time. 579 00:21:02,007 --> 00:21:03,068 And I get up, and I think, 580 00:21:03,156 --> 00:21:04,853 "Okay, I will not think about Sue today." 581 00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:07,479 But then it backfires, 'cause I'm thinking about you even more, and... 582 00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:11,108 Aw, hell. 583 00:21:11,281 --> 00:21:15,320 look at the world as it's turning 584 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:22,205 look at the light as it shines down on me 585 00:21:22,337 --> 00:21:23,478 [ Ding! ] 586 00:21:23,569 --> 00:21:27,952 every star softly burning 587 00:21:29,412 --> 00:21:35,172 every atom of life in the sea 588 00:21:36,135 --> 00:21:39,771 it's such a beautiful world 589 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:45,379 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 590 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,123 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 591 00:21:49,173 --> 00:21:53,723 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0